A little due diligence.
Bring your company website, logo, and inside jokes. Pick a risk profile. Tasteful to completely irresponsible.
YOU BRING THE FUNDAMENTALS. THE EMPLOYEE SOCK OPTION PLAN
Give your
employees
sock options.
Crazy socks for serious companies.
Your brand. Their new favorite pair.
Fully vested from day one.
From 60 pairsNo design feesNo boring socks
ASSET CLASS: ANYTHING BUT ORDINARYFIG. 001 ↗
100%VESTED
ZERO CLIFF.
ZERO CLIFF.
BULLISH ON YOUR TEAMCONCEPT NO. 001
Strong fundamentals. Questionable footwear.
SOCK MARKETCOMFORT ▲ 100%VESTING ▲ IMMEDIATEBORING MERCH ▼ 100%TEAM SPIRIT ▲ BULLISHDRESS CODE ↗ OPTIONALNO ACTUAL SECURITIES. JUST SOCKS.
01 / THE PAIR EXCHANGE
A well-diversified
sock portfolio.
A little inspiration for your first offering.
Every company gets its own character.
02 / FROM URL TO IRL
Your next great investment.
In three steps.
Review your options.
Explore three instant studio concepts in your colors. Choose your favorite. We refine the details for production.
WE BRING THE CREATIVE ACCOUNTING.Exercise good taste.
Tell us how many pairs you need. We confirm your artwork, delivery, and final quote before you pay.
EVERYONE GETS A LITTLE EQUITY. SORT OF.A PERK WITH ACTUAL UPSIDE
Finally, an ESOP
everyone understands.
Every pair comes with an Employee Sock Option Grant. Because the best company perks deserve a little ceremony.
Zero cliff. Immediate vesting.
Liquidity depends on the washing machine.
THE NEW YORK SOCK EXCHANGE
OFFICE OF PAIR RELATIONS№ 000001
OFFICE OF PAIR RELATIONS№ 000001
Employee
Sock Option Grant
Sock Option Grant
This certifies that the bearer is entitled to
ONE EXCEPTIONAL PAIR- Underlying asset
- 1 pair of socks
- Strike price
- $0.00
- Vesting schedule
- Immediate
- Expiration
- Upon disappearance in dryer
03 / SOUND PAIR ECONOMICS
Small minimums.
Big sock energy.
Custom designs. Individual option grants.
Ridiculous levels of attention to detail.
YOUR FIRST OFFERING
The seed round
For the close-knit team.
$18/ pair
60 PAIRS · $1,080 ESTIMATED
✓ Three initial design directions✓ Your company, knitted in✓ Employee sock option grants
THE SWEET SPOT↗
The growth round
More pairs. More skin in the game.
$16.50/ pair
120 PAIRS · $1,980 ESTIMATED
✓ Three initial design directions✓ Your company, knitted in✓ Employee sock option grants
MAXIMUM PAIR POWER
The public offering
Go big. Keep everyone in the loop.
$15/ pair
240 PAIRS · $3,600 ESTIMATED
✓ Three initial design directions✓ Your company, knitted in✓ Employee sock option grants
Planning prices in USD. Shipping and taxes quoted separately. Final artwork and production details confirmed before payment.
THE FINE PRINT, IN PLAIN ENGLISH
Investor
relations.
Are these actual stock options?+
Only for your sock drawer. These are custom socks and a novelty certificate, with no equity, financial value, or affiliation with any stock exchange.
Can you use our logo and brand colors?+
Yes. Upload your logo and choose your main brand color in the studio. The instant previews show three starting directions. We review yarn colors, logo legibility, and production artwork with you before manufacturing.
What is the minimum order?+
Start with 60 pairs of a single approved design. The studio also offers 120 and 240 pairs, with volume pricing. Your request is a quote request, not a purchase.
When will our socks arrive?+
Delivery timing depends on artwork approval, sampling, production, and your destination. We confirm the schedule in your final quote before payment. Have an event date? Add it in the studio notes.
Will the finished socks match the preview?+
The photographs and studio drawings are illustrative concepts. Knit construction has different limits from a screen. Final colors, materials, sizing, and artwork need your approval before production.
YOUR LOGO DESERVES MORE THAN ANOTHER BLACK HOODIE.
Ready to go pairblic?
No pitch deck required.